Fall-Down Predicted

My faithful readers (all four of you) know from past blogs that I tend to fall down quite a lot. This is why I was alarmed to find that the house cleaner that we recently hired has polished our floors with butter, or something equally as slippery. It's like an ice rink in here. Remember when Tom Pledged my floors? Yes, well, it's like that only slightly less slick and all over the house. If I fall down I'll let you know. The fall down blogs are always very amusing.